Published: 2015
Author: Jonathan Techlin
Pages: 41
Overview:
Do you like reading underdog sports stories? Do you enjoy stirring tales about unheralded athletes who overcame insurmountable odds to accomplish greatness? Do you need something to read while sitting on the toilet?
Lost My Jock chronicles the journey of an amateur wrestling legend who overcame humble beginnings to achieve absolutely nothing. He is the proud owner of several awards and records, including Longest Losing Streak, Most Embarrassing Defeat and Worst Haircut. He is remembered by sports historians for possessing “that special kind of magic that turns wine into water.” Some of the most beautiful women in the world have enthusiastically declared that he is “fat and revolting.”
This is the story of how I lost my jock. It isn’t a very inspiring underdog story. After all, it’s a story about a jockstrap. But it’s great for reading on the toilet!
